"The latest in sexy pocket bulges this week comes from the masters of Korean gadgetry, Samsung with their latest MP3 player that touts a 2.4" screen with a resolution of 320x240. Available in 4, 8 and 16GB flavours, you can be sure of fitting all your episodes of neighbours on it to watch on the train.

Loading up the player with some bangin’ tunes and Samsungs quality audio electronics are obvious once it’s going. The sounds in pure mode (no DNSe or street mode enhancement) come in crisp and clear to the ears."