Compufrustationitis
Compufrustrationitis is a condition unique to serious computer freaks. It usually occurs after many long hours of tedious,demanding programming, word processing and/or other time consuming computer tasks.
Compufrustrationitis is a condition unique to serious computer
freaks.It usually occurs after many long hours of tedious,demanding
programming, word processing and/or other time consuming computer tasks.
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Symptoms;
1.Facial expression = extreme horror.
2.Eyes = Glazed
3.Hands = Poised over keyboard like claws.
4.Body = Extremely rigid and appears to be sitting on air since chair
is usually upside down on floor 6 to 10 feet away.
5.Voice = Usually high pitched and spouting unintellegible giberish.
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First Aid;
1.Try to slide chair under victim before he/she realizes it's not there and falls.
2.Try to recover lost and/or corrupted files.(May be impossible)
3.Try to calm victim down. (May also be impossible.)
4.If you can understand 2 or more words when victim tries to explain
what happened,attack may not be too severe.
5.Beware flailing hands when victim tries to explain what happened.
6.!!WARNING!! --Under no circumstances is it safe to ask victim if he/she remembered to 'save'.
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freaks.It usually occurs after many long hours of tedious,demanding
programming, word processing and/or other time consuming computer tasks.
.
Symptoms;
1.Facial expression = extreme horror.
2.Eyes = Glazed
3.Hands = Poised over keyboard like claws.
4.Body = Extremely rigid and appears to be sitting on air since chair
is usually upside down on floor 6 to 10 feet away.
5.Voice = Usually high pitched and spouting unintellegible giberish.
.
First Aid;
1.Try to slide chair under victim before he/she realizes it's not there and falls.
2.Try to recover lost and/or corrupted files.(May be impossible)
3.Try to calm victim down. (May also be impossible.)
4.If you can understand 2 or more words when victim tries to explain
what happened,attack may not be too severe.
5.Beware flailing hands when victim tries to explain what happened.
6.!!WARNING!! --Under no circumstances is it safe to ask victim if he/she remembered to 'save'.
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LOL thats hilarious
it sounds alot like me but the chair wont be flying itll be broken in two
it sounds alot like me but the chair wont be flying itll be broken in two
