For those *****ing about SP1

for those complaining, where's SP1?? especially that 9:35 PM in Redmond post, you can stop complaining, cause it wasn't even planned to be out on Monday, MS internal (aka. my MS friend) tells me that SP1 wasn't even 100 % planned for Monday or Tuesday, don't expect it out until mid to late this week, probably Thurs ...

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for those complaining, "where's SP1??" especially that 9:35 PM in Redmond post, you can stop complaining, cause it wasn't even planned to be out on Monday, MS internal (aka. my MS friend) tells me that SP1 wasn't even 100 % planned for Monday or Tuesday, don't expect it out until mid to late this week, probably Thursday or Friday...just like it was scheduled. That is a word from my friend who works at MS.

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Piss off, jdulmage. Many of us were lead to believe it was to be released Monday. And where were you then with your inside information?
 
You're a troll, a scaly-freak that crawls out from under its rock only to state the obvious in a vain attemp to aggrandize yourself. Leave us, and never return unless you have input of a positive nature. Scumbag.

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OOH I bet that hurt

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This must be the same friend that told him to install DOS first and then Windows 2000 to make Windows 2000 play games perfect.

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I suggest you stop the attempt to piss me off before I contact the admins of this board and get you booted off...I have done nothing wrong and you guys seem to always wait for me to say something so that you can jump up and bring up something that happened over 5 months ago with this DOS thing that I was joking about the whole time... I suggest you stop before I stop you...it's not a threat, just a warning

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jdulamage, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
 
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
 
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
 
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
 
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
 
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
 
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have [censored] with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
 
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
 
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
 
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
 
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
 
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
 
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you my not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
 
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
 
P.S.
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, [censored]ist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
 
In other words, go away.
 
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[This message has been edited by DeadCats (edited 19 July 2000).]

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you actually typed all of that **** out to someone that is here for only mere entertainment to the channel?? if you have enough time to type up an essay like that, you need to get a life, use your time for something else..my life?? well, i use some of it to entertain this channel

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since when are you such a close buddy with the admins that you can get somebody booted?

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mere entertainment, that's all i'm saying to this post, i'm trying to get back to finishing up my 9 pager

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Oh my,
 
That was one of the funniest and most interesting creations i've read recently.
 
Deadcats wins the award for most creative writing =)
 
oh, and for the biggest b*tch slap/put in your place post.
 
[This message has been edited by Seldzar (edited 20 July 2000).]

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With DeadCats' permission, I will take a copy to save for posterity and to be used as an example for future flamings.
 
Thank You.
 
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Thanks, but I can't take full credit. It's a composition of various flames from different BBS's & newsgroups that I've visited throughout the years.
 
Whenever I've seen nicely scripted flame, I copied the parts of it I liked into a text file I've been saving for quite some time. I did, however, assemble and edit them into what I (immodestly) call the, 'flame of the century' and you're welcome to whatever parts of it you want.
 
I must say that, given what a pisser of a week this has been around my home-office, jdulmage provided the perfect opportunity for a well-appointed, well-timed, and well-deserved diatribe.
 
Thank you, jdulmage, I feel much better now.
 
And I meant every word of it.
 
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DeadCats....*sigh*....you obviously have lots to learn...you can't judge somebody by their entertaining posts...if you can, well then you need to think twice...i'm the entertainment for this channel...it's just like calling a WWF wrestler such as Triple H an ******* like the audience does every time, when you don't even know the real, non-acting person behind the scenes...same goes for this situation

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jdulmage, i think you like the attention that people give you, and its not for being funny or cute, its for being a complete moron, and tell your little MS friend (if he even exists) that he can suck my sweaty balls after a hard day of running Cat5.

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Just liked to be here with you....

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no, trust me, i'm not a moron or an idiot, or any other kind of negative thing..i'm here to entertain this channel, that's all..I only first came here looking for outsiders information on NT4 Workstation a while back...then I decided to get nasty in this channel...if you don't like it, then don't reply to my funny posts

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The Register is currently reporting an anticipated release date for SR-1 to be July 24. They had originally reported a release date of July 17.