"Let me explain...it is a whole lot of 'DOHs' (screwups and problems), that is the real reason for the pluralization" claims the new CEO of Microslop. It is rumoured that Homer fell in love with windohs when a hacker popped open his cd tray, which he immediately used for a beer holder. It is also rumoured that he is still trying to get all the 'windoh cleaning' software on the market to do the windows on his house. His daughter Magee is a staunch Linux user. It is rumoured she gave up windohs after many propositions from paedophiles on .NUT. Bart, the eternal 10yr old is still falling off his skate board and has "no comment". It is rumoured Bart's skateboard has a FreeBSD sticker on it.
 
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