Microsoft to split?
This is a discussion about Microsoft to split? in the Slack Space category; I don't know if any of you caught this bit of news before, but I thought I would share it with you: My fav part was this: Quote:Under the agreement, Microsoft will no longer issue patches, which Gates said explains the recent five-day outage at Microsoft's upgrade site.
I don't know if any of you caught this bit of "news" before, but I thought I would share it with you:
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml
My fav part was this:
Quote:Under the agreement, Microsoft will no longer issue patches, which Gates said explains the recent five-day outage at Microsoft's upgrade site. "That was planned," he said. "It was a test of the Microsoft No Patch Access system. Went perfectly. No one was able to download anything."
Nice.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml
My fav part was this:
Quote:Under the agreement, Microsoft will no longer issue patches, which Gates said explains the recent five-day outage at Microsoft's upgrade site. "That was planned," he said. "It was a test of the Microsoft No Patch Access system. Went perfectly. No one was able to download anything."
Nice.
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