It is widely believed in the psychiatric community, the name of the yet to be released OS (schLonghorn) from Microslop has phallic overtones. "It is equivalent to somebody erecting a huge building to compensate for their [censored]ual inadequacies" says one prominent psychiatrist. "I have been 'screwed' many times by Microslop, so why should this OS be any different (bend over one more time for the 'biggest' one yet)" says another shrink. "I think Bill is lacking in that department physically so he is compensating, the old 'little dog barks the loudest' syndrome" says yet one more doctor of the mind. There is speculation about the name of the OS after schLonghorn, it is rumoured to be iLuvSuckers.
 
Source: Routers