In a way 3DMark 2001 is a geeks drag race to see who's computer is the fastest, leanest, and meanest! =)
While it doesn't really mean much in the grand scheme of things (heck neither does car racing) MadOnion was kind enough to have a Fastest Webmasters Competition . This is nothing big, just bragging rights for webmasters, and since yours truly is on top, I figured I might as well share some of the tips that have kept me kicking everyone else's butts for the last few months!