Anyway, this time my arguably deathless wisdom is dispensed on the subjects of the power consumption of memory, a hard drive cooler that appears to take heat from a hard drive and deliver it to... the same hard drive, choosing a cheap notebook, connecting Apple IIs to modern monitors, chopping cables off PSUs, memory modules that report half capacity, resuscitating elderly laptops, turning a UPS into an automotive inverter, big LEDs, How To Start Your Own Hardware Site, and the earth being flat.